Poo Poo Nightmare

Potty training moms, this is for you: Took Mac to the park. When we got there, I asked him if he needed to go poo poo and told him if he went in his pants then we were going home (yes this has happened before). He was looking pretty "antsy" so I took him to the bathroom where he refused to poo poo but tee teed on outside of pull up somehow. Took pull up off. Went back out to park (commando) and then saw him hiding, about to "go" behind the slide. I rushed him to the bathroom only to find that he already gone in his shorts. I did the best I could to clean him and his shorts with dry, cheap public bathroom toilet paper while he simultaneously tee teed on the back of the toilet. I announced that we were going home and on the way out he stepped in poop that undoubtedly dropped out of his shorts unnoticed on the way to bathroom. Sorry for nonparents out there who made it through this post. It was too funny/horrifying not to share.