Saturday, October 29, 2011

Poo Poo Nightmare Part II

Read at your own risk.

So... all day Mac had the "poop" look. A few times I caught him running off to a corner (to poop in peace, I'm sure). We made him sit on the potty numerous times today with no luck. It's so frustrating when we KNOW he has to go, but he refuses to. Well tonight I decided that to take Mac on a date. We went to see Puss In Boots and then to Chickfila to eat and play. He was very excited when we got to Chickfila b/c he knew he'd get to play in the play area. While I ate he was making very funny hip action movements in his seat. Then he laid down in the booth for a good 7 or 8 minutes. By this time I knew what he was doing. But if he had to go all day, then I knew he needed to get it out. He confessed to what he'd done and we went to the bathroom. I put him up on the baby changing station to make things easier. I started to clean him up and then a look of terror came over his face. I knew he had to go again so what else could I do but tell him to "just go". I turned away for a second to give him some privacy. When I turned back around there was not only a huge terd laying there but a lot of pee on the floor and on his bag that was also on the floor. I forgot that pee pee usually comes simultaneously with poo poo. So I cleaned him and the bathroom up as best I could and we walked out of Chickfila with what dignity we had left. A couple stared at us while we left. I think the girl must have been in the bathroom during the fiasco. Home we went and in the bath he went. 


Tuesday, October 25, 2011

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Poo Poo Nightmare

Potty training moms, this is for you: Took Mac to the park. When we got there, I asked him if he needed to go poo poo and told him if he went in his pants then we were going home (yes this has happened before). He was looking pretty "antsy" so I took him to the bathroom where he refused to poo poo but tee teed on outside of pull up somehow. Took pull up off. Went back out to park (commando) and then saw him hiding, about to "go" behind the slide. I rushed him to the bathroom only to find that he already gone in his shorts. I did the best I could to clean him and his shorts with dry, cheap public bathroom toilet paper while he simultaneously tee teed on the back of the toilet. I announced that we were going home and on the way out he stepped in poop that undoubtedly dropped out of his shorts unnoticed on the way to bathroom. Sorry for nonparents out there who made it through this post. It was too funny/horrifying not to share.

Saturday, October 1, 2011